Belly up to the Bar (aka The Post Whorin' Thread)

[Dave]

found out today that Anna Malle died on my birthday couple years back.

[Dave]

oh wtf, in the original ending he accepts instrumentality? gtfo!

[Rangerscott]

I laughed my ass off when I watched this episode. Wish it at the other part of it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4ED2bUmfnY

[Dave]

So yesterday I took an old bondage book thats been lying around and snapped pictures of every page with my droid. batched them into a single .pdf then put it up on utorrent. Seeded to about 200% of the file's size and quit. Happy to say that for me never trying something like this before the file is alive and well today after trying to DL from a different machine. I'm so proud.

[Dave]

Originally Posted by Dave

So yesterday I took an old bondage book thats been lying around and snapped pictures of every page with my droid. batched them into a single .pdf then put it up on utorrent. Seeded to about 200% of the file's size and quit. Happy to say that for me never trying something like this before the file is alive and well today after trying to DL from a different machine. I'm so proud.

today I discovered that this girl who was one of the earliest girls I have fapped to was not a one and done get tied up for easy college money photo subject but instead a full fledged hardcore porn starlet under another name. been the best day ever

[Rangerscott]

Its overcast today so my 3g is shit.

[Rangerscott]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jznbx...eature=related

[Dave]

Based on something I read in a English medical journal from the 1830s I elected to do something about my hydrocele today as the pain had reached an unbearable level. Ran a needle in about a half inch and have been amazed at the rapid absorbtion of fluid through the day. Might have normal junk by morning. One of the best things I've ever done.

[derf]

Wait, you pricked your prick?

Balls of steel man

[Dave]

Originally Posted by derf

Wait, you pricked your prick?

Balls of steel man

Relax, My penis is intact. lol. the hydrocele was around my left teste. I used a strong flashlight to ensure no blood vessels or organs were in the penetration site and went for it. No nerves in the area so it didnt really even hurt. Ive been lugging that fucking thing around since junior high school, supposedly it will completely absorb within 3 days. we'll see. If need be I'll do it again. I'm tired of the pain and the awkwardness of it.

Now if I just had my girl back