Say Cucumber - Page 3

CrazyKell · 11-05-2009, 05:27 PM

I'm not proud of this fact. But at my last school we had a diet coke/coke burp off every lunch hour with the staff.

There were a few of us that had a DC or coke every lunch. Over the course of that hour it would always degrade into a competition to see who could let the biggest belch out.

Every lunch hour I won save for a couple. Every lunch hour.

Always funny to see the look of shock on supply teacher's faces when we forgot they were there.

I should mention that none of this went on until more experienced, less laid back staffers had left the room.

karl_1052 · 11-05-2009, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyKell

I'm not proud of this fact. But at my last school we had a diet coke/coke burp off every lunch hour with the staff.

There were a few of us that had a DC or coke every lunch. Over the course of that hour it would always degrade into a competition to see who could let the biggest belch out.

Every lunch hour I won save for a couple. Every lunch hour.

Always funny to see the look of shock on supply teacher's faces when we forgot they were there.

I should mention that none of this went on until more experienced, less laid back staffers had left the room.

the chi · 11-05-2009, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyKell

I'm not proud of this fact. But at my last school we had a diet coke/coke burp off every lunch hour with the staff.

There were a few of us that had a DC or coke every lunch. Over the course of that hour it would always degrade into a competition to see who could let the biggest belch out.

Every lunch hour I won save for a couple. Every lunch hour.

Always funny to see the look of shock on supply teacher's faces when we forgot they were there.

I should mention that none of this went on until more experienced, less laid back staffers had left the room.

If its any consolation to you, I did the same thing as a kid with about the same results. I can belch like a trucker, sometimes its unexpected but most times I can control it. Its way worse when I drink soda, my hubby laughs at the results. I cant imagine not being able to burp horribly uncomfortable.

Homeslice · 11-05-2009, 06:00 PM

Got your cucumber right here.

LittleTaz · 11-05-2009, 07:17 PM

I could always get rid of other people's hiccups by saying I'd give them a quarter if they would hiccup again in the next 60 seconds. Never had to pay yet.

Dave · 11-05-2009, 08:36 PM

i hold my breath. works everytime

Avatard · 11-05-2009, 09:06 PM

All this talk of cucumbers, and I'm reminded of a joke.

Woman walks into supermarket, picks up a large cucumber, and a family size jar of Vaseline.

Know what she got the Vaseline for?

99 cents.

Particle Man · 11-05-2009, 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avatard

All this talk of cucumbers, and I'm reminded of a joke.

Woman walks into supermarket, picks up a large cucumber, and a family size jar of Vaseline.

Know what she got the Vaseline for?

99 cents.

nice

racedoll · 11-05-2009, 11:38 PM

Never heard of cucumbers getting rid of hiccups, but whatever works.
I try to think of the first present I opened for Christmas or some event. This works on others too, but they have to be focused on that or it doesn't work.
I belch pretty good if I've drank pop. I don't get the hiccups that often but if I do, I force a burp and they go away.

OneNotSoSickPsycho · 11-09-2009, 05:33 PM

I just take a deep breath, take a mouthful of water, and swallow it upside down...works everytime.

I've never heard of the cucumber thing, but when I would have to sneeze really bad, my sister would say "watermelon" and my sneeze would go away everytime...it would piss me off...

11-05-2009, 07:17 PM	#5
LittleTaz WERA Yellow Plate Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Greenbrier, TN Moto: '00 Ninja 250 Posts: 748	I could always get rid of other people's hiccups by saying I'd give them a quarter if they would hiccup again in the next 60 seconds. Never had to pay yet. __________________ Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most

11-05-2009, 08:36 PM	#6
Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	i hold my breath. works everytime __________________ TWF Post whore #6

11-05-2009, 09:06 PM	#7
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	All this talk of cucumbers, and I'm reminded of a joke. Woman walks into supermarket, picks up a large cucumber, and a family size jar of Vaseline. Know what she got the Vaseline for? 99 cents. __________________ Insert free thought here.

11-09-2009, 05:33 PM	#10
OneNotSoSickPsycho Squidliest Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Orlando, Fl Moto: OSP Posts: 266	I just take a deep breath, take a mouthful of water, and swallow it upside down...works everytime. I've never heard of the cucumber thing, but when I would have to sneeze really bad, my sister would say "watermelon" and my sneeze would go away everytime...it would piss me off... __________________

11-05-2009, 05:27 PM	#1
CrazyKell Vrooom Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: 06 ZX6R Posts: 4,427	I'm not proud of this fact. But at my last school we had a diet coke/coke burp off every lunch hour with the staff. There were a few of us that had a DC or coke every lunch. Over the course of that hour it would always degrade into a competition to see who could let the biggest belch out. Every lunch hour I won save for a couple. Every lunch hour. Always funny to see the look of shock on supply teacher's faces when we forgot they were there. I should mention that none of this went on until more experienced, less laid back staffers had left the room.

11-05-2009, 06:00 PM	#4
Homeslice Elitist Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: SF Bay Area Moto: Gix 750 Posts: 11,351	Got your cucumber right here.

11-05-2009, 11:38 PM	#9
racedoll AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: '04 Kawasaki ZX6RR Posts: 3,392	Never heard of cucumbers getting rid of hiccups, but whatever works. I try to think of the first present I opened for Christmas or some event. This works on others too, but they have to be focused on that or it doesn't work. I belch pretty good if I've drank pop. I don't get the hiccups that often but if I do, I force a burp and they go away.