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Old 10-10-2009, 01:39 PM   #1
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"When You're Done Learning To Wheelie, How About You Learn How To Ride?"


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Old 10-10-2009, 04:12 PM   #2
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I've always wanted a shirt that says, "I'm with stupid" and an arrow pointing down at my dork. Maybe that's not what you're looking for...

I liked the 'I rode my bike to the trailer show'...

"Some people ride bikes. Some people talk about riding bikes. At TWFix, we don't really do either."

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Old 10-10-2009, 04:29 PM   #3
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You guys are funny! Good shit!
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Old 10-10-2009, 04:30 PM   #4
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"Some people ride bikes. Some people talk about riding bikes. At TWFix, we don't really do either."
Best one yet,
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according to the article tell him to drink ginger tea...
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Old 10-10-2009, 04:36 PM   #5
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"TWFix: Like the bike night parking lot, only with people who actually ride bikes"
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Old 10-10-2009, 07:35 PM   #6
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"Twowheelfix? Fuck you that's why!"


"TWFix.com... or Tater's whore of an ex... make the safe choice"

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Old 10-10-2009, 08:28 PM   #7
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Moral of this story is everyone is fucked up no matter atheist or religious.
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Old 10-11-2009, 04:02 PM   #8
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TwFix, "No really! I lol!"

"Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul."
"There's a reason we put our knee down in the corner, Prayer!"
"Chicken strips, schmicken strips!"
"Yo chicken strips is gahbage!"
"Yut (to the Uuugghhh)" as in an exponent?
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Old 10-11-2009, 08:21 PM   #9
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"There's a reason we put our knee down in the corner, Prayer!"
I like this! -or some variation- I told this to a chick I dated for a short time and it didn't go over very well. Religious

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"Yut (to the Uuugghhh)" as in an exponent?
HELL NOO!!!
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Old 10-25-2009, 09:39 AM   #10
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dont remember where i saw this on a shirt or just read it somewhere, but thought it was funny

"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance....I outran a Cop!"
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