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10-10-2009, 12:39 PM | #1 |
Moto GP Star
Join Date: Mar 2008
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"When You're Done Learning To Wheelie, How About You Learn How To Ride?"
"GSXRs Proving Darwin's Theory Since 1986" |
10-10-2009, 03:12 PM | #2 |
Ride Like an Asshole
Join Date: Feb 2008
Moto: nothing...
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I've always wanted a shirt that says, "I'm with stupid" and an arrow pointing down at my dork. Maybe that's not what you're looking for...
I liked the 'I rode my bike to the trailer show'... "Some people ride bikes. Some people talk about riding bikes. At TWFix, we don't really do either." "Got a 200mph Gixxer 600... Come tell us about it." |
10-10-2009, 03:29 PM | #3 |
Trip's Assistant
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Imported from Detroit
Moto: 2009 HD Street Classic
Posts: 12,149
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You guys are funny! Good shit!
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10-10-2009, 03:30 PM | #4 | |
Hold mah beer!
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: 80 Miles South of Moto Heaven
Moto: 08 R1200GS
Posts: 23,268
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Best one yet,
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10-10-2009, 03:36 PM | #5 |
Ride Like an Asshole
Join Date: Feb 2008
Moto: nothing...
Posts: 11,254
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"TWFix: Like the bike night parking lot, only with people who actually ride bikes"
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10-10-2009, 06:35 PM | #6 |
TWFix Legend
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Denver CO
Moto: 01 BMW F650GS Dakar
Posts: 15,677
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"Twowheelfix? Fuck you that's why!"
"TWFix.com... or Tater's whore of an ex... make the safe choice" "Join TWFix.com before the Scientologists get you!" "TWFix.com... Scientology free since 2008" |
10-10-2009, 07:28 PM | #7 |
RIP REX
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Murfreesboro, TN
Moto: 2008 1125R
Posts: 7,467
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"lean first, ask questions later"
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10-11-2009, 03:02 PM | #8 |
Aspiring Rapper
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Halifax, NS
Moto: '12 CB1000R
Posts: 3,569
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TwFix, "No really! I lol!"
"Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul." "There's a reason we put our knee down in the corner, Prayer!" "Chicken strips, schmicken strips!" "Yo chicken strips is gahbage!" "Yut (to the Uuugghhh)" as in an exponent? |
10-11-2009, 07:21 PM | #9 | |
WERA White Plate
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Renton, WA
Moto: Ninja 650R
Posts: 1,920
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Taken- by ST.N
I like this! -or some variation- I told this to a chick I dated for a short time and it didn't go over very well. Religious HELL NOO!!!
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10-25-2009, 08:39 AM | #10 |
Country Boy
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Hicktown in NC
Moto: 07 R1
Posts: 797
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dont remember where i saw this on a shirt or just read it somewhere, but thought it was funny
"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance....I outran a Cop!"
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