It's over. I'm done. - Page 3

MILK · 08-12-2010, 02:47 PM

It's takes me 2.5 hours to mow. I have 2 acres part of which is bush hogged once a month as it was former pasture. The first mow I had a service do it and the guy couldn't finish it because it was so thick. He then mentioned that 'if' I would fertilize the front yard it would look prettier. BWAHAHAHA! No way in hell am I fertilizing!!!! He is nuts!!

The upside is that I only have one neighbor that can even SEE my yard and there is a pasture between us at that.

I am so done with mowing. It was fun at first but it takes too long to do it!!

marko138 · 08-12-2010, 04:54 PM

I've mowed the yard once since mid-June. That was the week Motown came over.

OneSickPsycho · 08-12-2010, 04:58 PM

I mow every week... takes about 20-25 minutes... small yard. I thought I was going to get away without mowing this week... yard was perfect and brown... But noooooooooooo... we got about 3" of rain in two hours yesterday... guaranteed by Saturday it'll clog the mower.

askmrjesus · 08-12-2010, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

AMJ, you've never mowed that lawn. No one with the sort of pets you have even HAS a lawn.

Not true.

I mowed the part the dogs haven't destroyed.

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Originally Posted by goof2

Get a goat and they will take care of each other.

Also not true. My wife got a goat, and the fucking thing eats everything BUT the lawn.

The goat mocks me.

Asshole goat.

JC

KSGregman · 08-12-2010, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

The goat mocks me.

Asshole goat.

JC

You must really miss the "good old days" of the old testament, eh?

Then? Animals to be sacrificed to your old man's glory.

Now? Animals to eat you out of house and home and shit all over your back yard.

Your club has really hit on hard times, dude.

askmrjesus · 08-12-2010, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by KSGregman

You must really miss the "good old days" of the old testament, eh?

Then? Animals to be sacrificed to your old man's glory.

Now? Animals to eat you out of house and home and shit all over your back yard.

Your club has really hit on hard times, dude.

Shit went down hill when PETA showed up.

JC

goof2 · 08-12-2010, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

Also not true. My wife got a goat, and the fucking thing eats everything BUT the lawn.

The goat mocks me.

Asshole goat.

JC

I think your goat is broken.

askmrjesus · 08-12-2010, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by goof2

I think your goat is broken.

He's about to be Bar-B-Que.

I hate that goat.

JC

goof2 · 08-12-2010, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

My relationship of many, many years, has come to an end. I just can't take it anymore.

When I look back at all the sacrifices I made, the time and money and sweat and energy I wasted, I'm amazed I made it this long.

No matter what I do, it's the same shit over and over again. WTF? How about a little consideration for me for a change? No, that would be too fucking much to ask. Who was always there when you weren't doing well? ME! Who always did all the work? ME! Who took care of you? ME! And what did I get in return? NOTHING.

So, Front Lawn, if you're reading this: FUCK YOU!!!

Go mow yourself.

Asshole.

JC

Get a goat and they will take care of each other.

HokieDNA01 · 08-12-2010, 04:14 PM

I water the shit out of mine and crab grass took over and now it looks like shit. super

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08-12-2010, 02:47 PM	#1
MILK The cows want you dead. Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 2,087	It's takes me 2.5 hours to mow. I have 2 acres part of which is bush hogged once a month as it was former pasture. The first mow I had a service do it and the guy couldn't finish it because it was so thick. He then mentioned that 'if' I would fertilize the front yard it would look prettier. BWAHAHAHA! No way in hell am I fertilizing!!!! He is nuts!! The upside is that I only have one neighbor that can even SEE my yard and there is a pasture between us at that. I am so done with mowing. It was fun at first but it takes too long to do it!!

08-12-2010, 04:58 PM	#3
OneSickPsycho Ride Like an Asshole Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: nothing... Posts: 11,254	I mow every week... takes about 20-25 minutes... small yard. I thought I was going to get away without mowing this week... yard was perfect and brown... But noooooooooooo... we got about 3" of rain in two hours yesterday... guaranteed by Saturday it'll clog the mower.