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Old 01-28-2009, 10:18 AM   #21
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I'm the other way, Ulu makes me feel guilty for buying bike shit. But it makes me happy inside.

Pork Chop, let me know about that TV and PSP.
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Old 01-28-2009, 10:23 AM   #22
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or get a chick to buy it for me, either way i feel better
Enlighten me, Sage One!!! How does a person of humble roots go about getting chicks to buy stuff for him?
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Old 01-28-2009, 10:32 AM   #23
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Enlighten me, Sage One!!! How does a person of humble roots go about getting chicks to buy stuff for him?
Drewpy had an Asian stripper with fake boobs offer to buy him a bike......
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Old 01-28-2009, 10:33 AM   #24
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Drewpy had an Asian stripper with fake boobs offer to buy him a bike......
Some guys have all the luck

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Old 01-28-2009, 11:40 AM   #25
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Enlighten me, Sage One!!! How does a person of humble roots go about getting chicks to buy stuff for him?

sage one? far from it, but..... if you arent in a committed relationship, just tell one chick to pay half and you'll pay the other half...tell that to two other chicks as well, that way you dont pay anything and you now have an extra "half" to take and split three ways to buy the three chicks something really thoughtful. you get what you want, they feel appreciated, everyones happy
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Old 01-28-2009, 11:46 AM   #26
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sage one? far from it, but..... if you arent in a committed relationship, just tell one chick to pay half and you'll pay the other half...tell that to two other chicks as well, that way you dont pay anything and you now have an extra "half" to take and split three ways to buy the three chicks something really thoughtful. you get what you want, they feel appreciated, everyones happy

And if you can get them to have a 3 some and you can take pics then you are a GOD


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Old 01-28-2009, 03:58 PM   #27
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yeah... but some guys brake up with them when they do that... don't they drewpy...
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Old 01-28-2009, 04:08 PM   #28
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sage one? far from it, but..... if you arent in a committed relationship, just tell one chick to pay half and you'll pay the other half...tell that to two other chicks as well, that way you dont pay anything and you now have an extra "half" to take and split three ways to buy the three chicks something really thoughtful. you get what you want, they feel appreciated, everyones happy
YOU ARE A GOD!!!

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Old 01-28-2009, 10:01 PM   #29
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Most of my money goes to school. Everytime I buy a book I think "Damn, that's a Pilot Power and some change". Plus I wear my tires out faster since I have no time for twisties so I basically give my tire a flat top between home to work to school to home to do it all again the next day.

So yeah I'm wasting my money big time.
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Old 01-29-2009, 01:28 AM   #30
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How did I miss this story?
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