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Old 01-05-2010, 04:57 PM   #1
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My dad's last half tonne got taken out by a HERD of elk that ran into the side of him, stupid animals!
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Old 01-05-2010, 05:01 PM   #2
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My dad's last half tonne got taken out by a HERD of elk that ran into the side of him, stupid animals!
Sounds like an act of WAR!
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Old 01-05-2010, 08:43 PM   #3
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Sounds like an act of WAR!
Or it's all just part of the great animal conspiracy. http://www.vaguebuttrue.com/
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Old 01-05-2010, 08:46 PM   #4
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An old friends dad was driving his work truck down a county road and a buck rammed the side while he was driving. There were a set of holes in his passenger door. LOL

I dont think he meant to ram him, just just to run across the road.


I can't so for all deer but there some kinds that can not see well. They use their ears and nose more.
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Old 01-05-2010, 09:06 PM   #5
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Yeah, step on a tiny twig and turn your head in the woods and they're off like they're on fire...but they don't fear cars trucks and tractors much. I think once they go in flight mode they just pick a direction for a while, doesn't matter whats there, Trip's car for instance I got a scratch on my right quarter panel of my '97 Firehawk when a buck tried to beat me across the road once. Luckily I was in 3rd gear and beat him by an antler
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Old 01-05-2010, 09:36 PM   #6
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Yeah, step on a tiny twig and turn your head in the woods and they're off like they're on fire...but they don't fear cars trucks and tractors much.
Reminds me of Ron White's bit on deer hunting. I can't find the Blue Collar Comedy Tour version, which has the exact same words just a little better done.

http://comedians.jokes.com/ron-white...--deer-hunting
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glad you were OK and in a car that doesn't matter too much
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Was the deer drunk?
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Or it's all just part of the great animal conspiracy. http://www.vaguebuttrue.com/

GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!!!

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There is no one in the world that hates deer more than I!!! Trust me.

Me-3 hit with motorcycle.
my brother- 1 hit with car, injury prevented him from taking scholarship from MSU
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Old 01-06-2010, 11:39 AM   #10
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i've had that happen to me.

I was 15, driving to school in my 1984 Dodge Ram Charger 4x4 and one hit me in the passenger door. I was going like 55 mph on a rock road...

I pulled over, noticed it bent my mirror back, so I moved that back and noticed it also had only wiped the dirt off of the passenger side. No dent. (no wonder my parents gave that tank to me as a first ride)

I was pissed, so I got out and kicked the deer, which was either dead or stunned. Didn't move, I just drove off.

Back where I'm from they are a total PITA. Kill 'em all I say.
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