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Old 04-15-2009, 09:32 PM   #21
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Lets be honest. At 17 most of the guys her would have said fuck it and got some head. They just might not have told their friends about this one.

And this is why you can get some hotel rooms by the hour.

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Old 04-15-2009, 11:37 PM   #22
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There should be a college philosophy class dedicated to that quote.

At 18 I nailed a 40year old aerobics instructor I met at a club. I don't think I jacked off for 4 weeks after that because she used up my 18year old monthly quota in one night. Infact I was never so glad to run out of condoms as I was when I was with her because I just couldn't go anymore. I tried blocking that memory from my head cause every other chick I met after that just didn't compare or come anywhere close.

Plus she could suck start a leaf blower.
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Old 04-16-2009, 01:39 AM   #23
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Plus she could suck start a leaf blower.
LMFAO...the Last line made me Literally Laugh out loud...Thats fucking great

every guy should have a women older than him in bed...they'll teach you a thing or two for sure.
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Old 04-16-2009, 01:54 AM   #24
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There has to be a pic of this chick somewhere....

And at 17..most guys are glad as fuck to be getting laid.
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Old 04-16-2009, 01:58 AM   #25
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What chick the teacher?? There is click the link
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Old 04-16-2009, 02:07 AM   #26
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I don't know why but this is the funniest thread to me today. (not so much with the 17 kid getting killed and what not, but the argument over old white ladies).

Glad I'm not alone with that thought
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Old 04-16-2009, 06:22 AM   #27
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the older you get, the older old gets.
Win factor = 1,000,000 due to truth
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Old 04-16-2009, 10:58 AM   #28
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I have seen some HOT women in their mid 40's, so I don't automatically dismiss the woman just cause she's 48.
Very true !!


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the older you get, the older old gets.
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Old 04-16-2009, 11:02 AM   #29
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There should be a college philosophy class dedicated to that quote.
Given some of the crap that I've seen on course lists there probably already is
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