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Old 11-23-2010, 07:26 PM   #21
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You're not married ?
Divorce should be final next month. Damn the backwards 1 year waiting period, what a stupid law!
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Old 11-23-2010, 08:15 PM   #22
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These body scan and genital gropings would probably save more lives if they were done in a hospital instead of an airport.
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Old 11-24-2010, 02:28 PM   #23
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Divorce should be final next month. Damn the backwards 1 year waiting period, what a stupid law!
Didn't realize that. Hope all is going well with you.
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Old 11-24-2010, 02:51 PM   #24
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If you consider being patted down by a 52-y/o woman weighing 180 entertaining
What if she is 6'4
Whats could potentially be a pretty nice looking woman.
Maybe a bit wrinkly but still.
never know
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Old 11-26-2010, 02:44 PM   #25
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Ok so maybe I've single entirely too long lol but surely I can't be the only one thinking the pat downs could be entertaining could I?
Come on over and we'll play TSA instead of Post Office...
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Old 11-27-2010, 05:26 PM   #26
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Old 11-29-2010, 10:06 AM   #27
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I want one badly, but not paying $40 for one.
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Old 11-29-2010, 12:14 PM   #28
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"Gee Daddy, what did you do in the Iraq War ?" "Looked for WMD's in Iraqi underwear."
You'd be amazed what gets hidden in peoples pants. Not that that's all we did there.
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