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Old 04-26-2011, 02:46 PM   #21
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What happens to rice?
expands in their stomach when water is introduced. assuming dry rice of course.
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Old 04-26-2011, 02:51 PM   #22
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Oh ok. Reminds me of when I used to feed Polident to fish.
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Old 04-26-2011, 03:26 PM   #23
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Step one... buy bug zapper.

Step two... remove protective cage.

Step three... rub peanut butter and bird seed onto the sides.

Step four... hang, plug in, and get a beer.

Step five... enjoy.

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Old 04-26-2011, 03:37 PM   #24
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Step one... buy bug zapper.

Step two... remove protective cage.

Step three... rub peanut butter and bird seed onto the sides.

Step four... hang, plug in, and get a beer.

Step five... enjoy.
Step 3.5... locate flashlight and breaker box
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Old 04-26-2011, 03:46 PM   #25
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Step 3.5... locate flashlight and breaker box
that def needs to be on youtube
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Old 04-26-2011, 04:28 PM   #26
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that def needs to be on youtube
Don't be a pussy... bypass the breaker with a strip of copper.
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Old 04-26-2011, 04:30 PM   #27
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Don't be a pussy... bypass the breaker with a strip of copper.
I am not the one withthe bird problem, but will gladly offer to be medical supposrt if things go horribly wrong LOL
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Old 04-26-2011, 04:37 PM   #28
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I am not the one withthe bird problem, but will gladly offer to be medical supposrt if things go horribly wrong LOL
Speaking of birds, just 4 hours to game 7, huh?
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Old 04-26-2011, 04:51 PM   #29
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Speaking of birds, just 4 hours to game 7, huh?
Stretching it a bit for that segueway arent we
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Old 04-26-2011, 07:29 PM   #30
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