Belly up to the Bar (aka The Post Whorin' Thread) - Page 383

marko138 · 03-02-2011, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by tommymac

I thought thats how it was for a govt job

Thats correct.

tommymac · 03-02-2011, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by marko138

Thats correct.

just making sure, I dont want to work too hard and not be recognized as a state employee

Dave · 03-03-2011, 12:30 AM

anyone else ever wonder if hitler and eva braun ever dressed up as orthodox jews to spice things up in the bedroom?

dReWpY · 03-03-2011, 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave

anyone else ever wonder if hitler and eva braun ever dressed up as orthodox jews to spice things up in the bedroom?

only if they wanted half off the tip

defector · 03-03-2011, 08:19 AM

So I'm in the pool supply store yesterday, and I here this woman whisper (loudly, I might add) her husband:
"Why does it always smell like chlorine in here? Every time we come in here it smells like chlorine."
The WTF look on his face was classic. Made my fucking day.

azoomm · 03-03-2011, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by defector

So I'm in the pool supply store yesterday, and I here this woman whisper (loudly, I might add) her husband:
"Why does it always smell like chlorine in here? Every time we come in here it smells like chlorine."
The WTF look on his face was classic. Made my fucking day.

Trip · 03-03-2011, 08:51 AM

You should of went up to her and said "I know, it bothers me too and I always wonder why it smells like fried chicken at KFC."

Mudpuppy · 03-04-2011, 10:47 AM

friday, that's all..

Lamnidae · 03-04-2011, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Mudpuppy

friday, that's all..

x2..... not like it matters here though.

Dave · 03-05-2011, 10:17 AM

another weird dream night. gods walked the earth accepting food tributes and giant pancakes fell from the sky. one morning the most powerful decided he wanted human sacrifices and when met with resistance he changed most of the population to zombies and left through a portal to another world. i was leading a party of vaguely familiar looking characters upstairs through this hotel full of zombies and mummies brutally killing them with my bare hands while the others made due with whatever they could find in an attempt to reach the portal at the top so we could cross over and kill the god responsible. at some point i found a big white couch and started making out with this cute brunette who was dressed as a cheerleader and the dream ended with me leading her by hand towards the bathroom for a quickie as this claudia black looking girl gave me disapproving looks.

guess thats what i get for watching farscape before bed

wish i could record this shit

03-03-2011, 12:30 AM	#3823
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03-03-2011, 08:19 AM	#3825
defector My balls, your chin Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The desert of Az Moto: 929, SV650, YZ250 Posts: 1,917	So I'm in the pool supply store yesterday, and I here this woman whisper (loudly, I might add) her husband: "Why does it always smell like chlorine in here? Every time we come in here it smells like chlorine." The WTF look on his face was classic. Made my fucking day. __________________ Reading this signature may give you special powers, including the ability to run through walls. You should try it immediately.

03-04-2011, 10:47 AM	#3828
Mudpuppy South of Heaven Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Michigan Moto: 2006 Yamaha R1 50th Anniversary Edition Posts: 1,491	friday, that's all.. __________________ Mudpuppy Redline Superbike http://www.redlinesuperbike.com/ Learn about photography: ATP Members

03-05-2011, 10:17 AM	#3830
Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	another weird dream night. gods walked the earth accepting food tributes and giant pancakes fell from the sky. one morning the most powerful decided he wanted human sacrifices and when met with resistance he changed most of the population to zombies and left through a portal to another world. i was leading a party of vaguely familiar looking characters upstairs through this hotel full of zombies and mummies brutally killing them with my bare hands while the others made due with whatever they could find in an attempt to reach the portal at the top so we could cross over and kill the god responsible. at some point i found a big white couch and started making out with this cute brunette who was dressed as a cheerleader and the dream ended with me leading her by hand towards the bathroom for a quickie as this claudia black looking girl gave me disapproving looks. guess thats what i get for watching farscape before bed wish i could record this shit __________________ TWF Post whore #6

03-03-2011, 08:51 AM	#3827
Trip Hold mah beer! Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: 80 Miles South of Moto Heaven Moto: 08 R1200GS Posts: 23,268	You should of went up to her and said "I know, it bothers me too and I always wonder why it smells like fried chicken at KFC."