Belly up to the Bar (aka The Post Whorin' Thread)

[dReWpY]

Originally Posted by Dave

another weird dream night. gods walked the earth accepting food tributes and giant pancakes fell from the sky. one morning the most powerful decided he wanted human sacrifices and when met with resistance he changed most of the population to zombies and left through a portal to another world. i was leading a party of vaguely familiar looking characters upstairs through this hotel full of zombies and mummies brutally killing them with my bare hands while the others made due with whatever they could find in an attempt to reach the portal at the top so we could cross over and kill the god responsible. at some point i found a big white couch and started making out with this cute brunette who was dressed as a cheerleader and the dream ended with me leading her by hand towards the bathroom for a quickie as this claudia black looking girl gave me disapproving looks.

guess thats what i get for watching farscape before bed wish i could record this shit

u need to write this shit down and send it to someone, im sure tig would watch it, and trip would IMBD it

[Amber Lamps]

Originally Posted by drewpy

u need to write this shit down and send it to someone, im sure tig would watch it, and trip would IMBD it

[Dave]

Originally Posted by drewpy

u need to write this shit down and send it to someone, im sure tig would watch it, and trip would IMBD it

Michael bay would direct it and fuck it all up with explosions and a lackof tits

[Dave]

almost time to go back to sleep. kinda hope i see the cheerleader again. a sure thing that was

[Trip]

Originally Posted by Dave

almost time to go back to sleep. kinda hope i see the cheerleader again. a sure thing that was

the good ones never come back for me.

[Dave]

Originally Posted by Trip

the good ones never come back for me.

Nope. This one didn't either. The one I got was such a twisted up mess I couldn't start to describe it fully. Started off with a buddy cop kinda thing which I guess was supposed to be a flashback. I remember going through some giant mall and finding a gullows wind up plane for sale cheap and wanting to paint it orange and silver. At the food court I was waiting for some friends whose faces I couldn't see and it was inexplicably raining from the ceiling. It shifted again to a motogp race in the future where the track was set in the middle of a giant decaying industrial complex, the only riders I saw were rossi and bautista, except bautista was really sacha baron cohen. Outside the gates there was a war going on, the us army was taking on a race of giant mechanical bugs who were hilariously inept at fighting. Still, lots of stray rounds were crashing all over. I remember I was there to steal something, and a subplot with protein suppliments, monster trucks, and a serial killer who cuts all of his victims hair off with old rusty sissors. There was more but it was too much effort to remember that much

[dReWpY]

Riding durrrrty.....

[Mudpuppy]

just postwhoring through..

[Rangerscott]

Fixed the toilet and now giving it a test run.

[Brandon]

today, i really hated my job.