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Old 02-03-2010, 10:21 AM   #31
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Marci:
brillianly gorgeous. eyes that shake your soul. often resides in north carolina but occasionally migrates to the chicago land area and doesn't tell anyone. likes stabbing ink into people. makes things look pretty.
That Marci just pimp slapped a tat on me.


beautiful funny great friend happy awesome



Brilliantly gorgeous. Big beautiful eyes that will shake your soul. Her personality is easy to fall deeply in love with. Very creative.Smart and sweet but loses faith easily. Bad about getting hopes up. Let's everyone walk all over her and asks for nothing in return. Does everything for others benefits. On the down side, is a very jealous person and gets anger-ed easily, but is not easily forgotten.
I wish a had a Marci.

A slang word used instead of "human pet"

stop letting everyone boss u around u stupid marci!
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Old 02-03-2010, 11:00 AM   #32
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I better be careful, this may inflate my ego beyond recognition.

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A smart, sassy and sexy young woman who knows things from fashion to film to literature, from Manolo Blahniks to Mahatma Gandhi.

a purehearted, kind, and compassionate woman; a good listener and a leader with the love of many

She's the girl that everyone is jealous of...sexy, fun, smart, outgoing, and easy to talk to. She has a heart of gold and although she might seem bulletproof, she's caring and sensitive on the inside.

A girl who isn't afraid to speak her mind or be herself. Watch out boys, she's a heart-breaker. A girl who won't settle for anything but the best, but rightfully so. She doesn't need a man to have a good time.

She's the friend you call at 2am when you need someone to tell you that everything's going to be ok. Sweet, comforting, and a great listener.

Rachels are so fabulous you have no idea what has just hit you. When you walk down a street you can instantly spot a Rachel just from her sparkling eyes, and amazing bod. Rachel's are sexy, funny, beautiful and awesome to be around. You are seriously lucky if you know a Rachel. Rachel's are the most fun you can have without eating cheeseburgers.

the nicest, most chill girl who cares about everyone. always there for u and brings happiness into ur life when ur down.
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Old 02-03-2010, 11:03 AM   #33
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I better be careful, this may inflate my ego beyond recognition.
That is pretty spot on.
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Old 02-03-2010, 11:06 AM   #34
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1. Thomas

A Teenage white kid that has an abnormally large penis usually ranging to 7.5 inches to 8.
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Old 02-03-2010, 11:10 AM   #35
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1. Thomas

A Teenage white kid that has an abnormally large penis usually ranging to 7.5 inches to 8.
This is abnormally large to you?
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Old 02-03-2010, 11:11 AM   #36
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This is abnormally large to you?
that was their definition.
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Old 02-03-2010, 11:18 AM   #37
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1. Thomas

A Teenage white kid that has an abnormally large penis usually ranging to 7.5 inches to 8.
False.
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Old 02-03-2010, 06:08 PM   #38
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1. Thomas

A Teenage white kid that has an abnormally large penis usually ranging to 7.5 inches to 8 that is only attracted to men.
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While everyone elses' are funny.....mine is the best.
Mines the grossest.
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Old 02-03-2010, 11:37 PM   #39
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1. A common given name for males, derived from the Roman surname Paulus (Latin: "small" or "humble"). Put simply, it is the greatest name to grace the Earth. Seriously. It is the best name in existance.
Why is the name Paul so awesome?
Cause' Stone Cold said so.

2. people who own, such as paul mccartney and paul rudd. usually they are offered the job of being pornstars but they prove themselves being too good for the camera, so they all decide to become porn directors to give the others a chance, which makes them very selfless people aswell.
"i wish my name was paul it wouldnt be so hard to get chicks on the bus"
"having a name like eric really blows i wish the 4 letters in my name were p-a-u-l"


couple of other rocking things


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7. To get drunk then try shaving your balls, but in the process cutting the sack.
Oh fuck! I just pauled my nuts!
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Old 02-04-2010, 06:14 AM   #40
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