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Old 03-17-2010, 11:47 AM   #31
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Old 03-17-2010, 11:40 PM   #32
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Old 03-17-2010, 11:58 PM   #33
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Old 03-18-2010, 12:43 AM   #34
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http://thechive.com/2010/03/17/this-...oman-5-photos/

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Old 03-18-2010, 01:04 AM   #35
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Old 03-18-2010, 01:09 AM   #36
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Note st = Stone
1 stone = 14 pounds

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The couple, who plan to marry next year, say that Donna’s size makes their sex life even better. “Philippe goes on top so he can play with my fat belly,” says Donna. Regular gym-goer Philippe, who is 13st and 6ft 4, also gets aroused by helping Donna, who is a bra size 56E, wash her rolls of fat in the shower.

Although doctors had said her 38st frame would make it almost impossible to conceive, Donna fell pregnant within three months of dating Phillipe. But she developed diabetes and high-blood pressure during pregnancy and needed a team of 19 doctors and nurses to get through the high-risk Caesarean birth.

When baby Jacqueline was born weighing 8lbs 14oz in February 2007, Donna became the world’s fattest woman to give birth – the previous largest had weighed 34st. But she admits she struggles to care for her daughter, as she can barely walk 20ft without needing to sit down. “It’s difficult keeping up with Jacqueline, but we’re very closely bonded,” says Donna. “Fortunately, anything I can’t do with her, her dad can, so I don’t feel guilty.”

It was six months after giving birth that Donna resolved to become one of the world’s heaviest women by weighing 1,000lbs. “I decided that if I was healthy enough to have a baby, then my body could cope with an extra 34st,” says Donna. “It will be a great achievement – not many other people have reached that weight.”

And despite initial worries for Donna’s health, Philippe supports his fiancée. He says: “Gaining weight makes
Donna happy and seeing her happy makes me happy.”
"My food costs £400 a week"
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Old 03-18-2010, 11:22 AM   #37
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A team of 19 medical personnel just to deliver a baby... Who paid for that?
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Old 03-18-2010, 11:29 AM   #38
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But she developed diabetes and high-blood pressure during pregnancy and needed a team of 19 doctors and nurses to get through the high-risk Caesarean birth
How many of them had shovels and pick axes to dig the baby out?

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I decided that if I was healthy enough to have a baby...
She isn't. Medical science was advanced (and lucky) enough to keep the fetus alive until it could be removed from the toxic environment otherwise known as her body.

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It will be a great achievement...
She is going from a barely able to walk morbidly obese person to a person completely unable to function by sitting on her ass and eating. I fail to see the achievement.
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Old 03-18-2010, 11:30 AM   #39
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A team of 19 medical personnel just to deliver a baby... Who paid for that?
I believe they are in England so it would have been "free".
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Old 03-18-2010, 03:56 PM   #40
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Yikes!

I bet the dude is like 5'9" and 115lbs.

I used to think it was wierd, but then I realized, it must be in skinny mens genetic code.

I mean, two people that big trying to fuck? I think it would be impossible.
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