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Old 06-06-2011, 12:20 AM   #4071
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Old 06-06-2011, 07:59 AM   #4072
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Old 06-07-2011, 10:21 AM   #4073
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Does anyone else hate inane chatter?

I'm sitting at my desk listening to my boss and another coworker discuss their kitchen sinks. Literally.

And one of them comes in everyday to flipping read the paper, usually out loud, TO ME.

Everyday. I think Im going to hit the store when I go to the bank and get some noise canceling earphones. Maybe that will drown them out.

Wait, now it's dishwashers. And windows.
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Old 06-07-2011, 10:42 AM   #4074
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Does anyone else hate inane chatter?

I'm sitting at my desk listening to my boss and another coworker discuss their kitchen sinks. Literally.

And one of them comes in everyday to flipping read the paper, usually out loud, TO ME.

Everyday. I think Im going to hit the store when I go to the bank and get some noise canceling earphones. Maybe that will drown them out.

Wait, now it's dishwashers. And windows.
Yes. I hear it all the time. STFU!!!!
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Old 06-07-2011, 11:05 AM   #4075
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I can help them with the windows.
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Old 06-21-2011, 05:22 PM   #4076
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Overheard today:
Please don't call HR!
Quite possibly my new favorite phrase.
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Old 06-21-2011, 05:48 PM   #4077
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Overheard today:
Please don't call HR!
Quite possibly my new favorite phrase.
Is that followed by scream and I iwll kill you
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Old 06-21-2011, 06:07 PM   #4078
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Is that followed by scream and I iwll kill you
In my mind I think I heard a zipper.
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Old 06-21-2011, 06:08 PM   #4079
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In my mind I think I heard a zipper.
that can work too
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Old 06-22-2011, 11:23 AM   #4080
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