Belly up to the Bar (aka The Post Whorin' Thread)

[Dnyce]

i went to disneyland lol


oh! i found springs!!! $1.50 a pop, new exhaust is forth coming! woot!

[zed]

Originally Posted by Rogue

LOL! There's nothing like waking up not knowing what the hell happened...did you do something fun or something you may not want to know and regret...then sit there trying hard to remember. It wasn't until I called my friends (granted, I've very few drunken nights I don't remember. I don't now since I realized Jose Cuervo was the culprit. ) to ask questions did I find out. As far as losing my clothes, I can't stand to sleep in clothes so I took them off. Once I sobered up, I finally remembered bits and pieces enough to know that I did take them off....and not anyone else.

Needless to say, I don't drink tequila anymore. Apparently I have a knack for drinking the hell out of it and still stay upright.....just don't remember much after the 4th or 5th shot (and usually drinking beer with it).

I had one night I should have been drunk enough to not remember but unfortunately I do remember her...I mean it.

my ex-wife was really mean to me after a trashcan party once. we had a water bed. do I need to say more? LOL

[ceo012384]

Someone write my thesis for me.

[t-homo]

Stop sucking cock.

[fatburg]

Originally Posted by t-rock

Stop sucking cock.

Stop talking to yourself...it's creepy

[marko138]

This thread has taken an unfortunate turn for the worse.

[Cutty72]

Originally Posted by ceo012384

Someone write my thesis for me.

Here you go. Try it

Originally Posted by The greatest thesis writer ever

My thesis, by Chris.

I came, played with a bunch of cool chemicals and shit. Then I made some big machine that no one really knew what it was, but I did. I played with that for awhile, but then I got bored, so I built a cool garage at my parents place. In that garage I work on my bike, which I intend to start racing, no matter how slow I may be.
After (and sometimes while) working on my bike, I drink beer in copious amounts. After the consumption of said beer, I generally get loud and make bad decisions with random women that happen along.
Days after the beer intake, with proper time to recover from the effects, I again go look at the incredible machine that I have created. Still unaware of its actual purpose, it takes up large amounts of space, as well as my free time. Some day, I will find the answer to lifes question, namely "what does it do?", and once I have that answer, myself and Marko138, the self proclaimed Defender of the Universe, will take over the world.
With that, I feel that I have been an above average student as is made clear by this thesis, and as such, I should never have to work again. Free to race motorcycles, drink beer, and have my way with various females.
Thank you.

That work for you?

[marko138]

Originally Posted by Cutty72

Here you go. Try it





That work for you?

marko138 approves. For two reasons....it fits him like a glove...and it mentions the great marko138, who as we all know, is the DEFENDER OF THE UNIVERSE.

[Cutty72]

Originally Posted by marko138

marko138 approves. For two reasons....it fits him like a glove...and it mentions the great marko138, who as we all know, is the DEFENDER OF THE UNIVERSE.

figured you'd like that.

[marko138]

Ugh. Day 7 of 10 in a row. Work sucks.