i am a flucking retard - Page 5

Gas Man · 07-31-2010, 04:47 PM

Ok understanding drewpy is a moron is easy.

But wtf is up with the man bleeding nips?

Dave · 07-31-2010, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Gas Man

Ok understanding drewpy is a moron is easy.

But wtf is up with the man bleeding nips?

when you run long distances your moobs tend to rub raw on your shirt, vic's dad used to run marathons and he'd wear pasties

Particle Man · 07-31-2010, 05:20 PM

Effffff that dude.

Avatard · 07-31-2010, 05:21 PM

Hahahaha...I knew visual aids would work.

Again, why the fuck would you run, unless someone was chasing you?

Amorok · 08-02-2010, 06:53 AM

Drewp, try out http://www.halhigdon.com. Lots of good information including a training schedule, equipment recommended, and stories. Good luck.

dReWpY · 08-02-2010, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Amorok

Drewp, try out http://www.halhigdon.com. Lots of good information including a training schedule, equipment recommended, and stories. Good luck.

That's the schedule I. Am going to use

Mr Lefty · 08-02-2010, 07:13 AM

Drewpy... you have more than enough time to be able to work up to finishing...

not saying your gonna set any records, but that's not what it's about anyways. 13.6 miles isn't as long as you'd think.

start by doing a couple 5k's and 10k's... as long as you can finish a 10k with out stopping or feeling like you "must stop" you'll be fine come the .5 marathon.

also... if this is the first time you'll be doing any running... you'll see the weight drop quick for a 10-20lbs... depending on how hard your training.

oh... one tip when training... don't walk. slow down to a slow jog when you need a break... then speed back up. it's like temp training (where you sprint, jog, sprint, jog, ect) but gets you used to jogging through the pain.

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Originally Posted by Avatard

Yeah, be sure to wear a bra, brah.

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is that Stu!?

Cutty72 · 08-02-2010, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by eBBs15

Drewpy... you have more than enough time to be able to work up to finishing...

not saying your gonna set any records, but that's not what it's about anyways. 13.6 miles isn't as long as you'd think.

start by doing a couple 5k's and 10k's... as long as you can finish a 10k with out stopping or feeling like you "must stop" you'll be fine come the .5 marathon.

Yes, yes it is... It's exactly as long as I think it is. 13.6 miles. A distance that makes me tired, or maybe dead.

Flexin · 08-02-2010, 09:23 PM

I thought about doing one before. Then I thought about how it involved running and realized that I don't like running anymore so I changed my mind.

Good luck with that and have fund.

James

Mudpuppy · 08-03-2010, 11:41 AM

I suggest post race taking pain pills like vics or oxycontin washed down by mass quantities of liquor.. no pain no pain..

07-31-2010, 05:21 PM	#4
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08-02-2010, 06:53 AM	#5
Amorok Issukangitok Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Biloxi, MS Moto: '06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T Posts: 2,225	Drewp, try out http://www.halhigdon.com. Lots of good information including a training schedule, equipment recommended, and stories. Good luck. __________________ What goes around comes around. Sometimes you get what's coming around, and sometimes you are what's coming around. You see what I mean?

08-02-2010, 09:23 PM	#9
Flexin AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia Posts: 2,698	I thought about doing one before. Then I thought about how it involved running and realized that I don't like running anymore so I changed my mind. Good luck with that and have fund. James __________________ "Bust a nut inside your eye, to show you where I come from" "f youre horny, lets do it, Ride it, my pony, My saddles waitin, Come and jump on it, If youre horny, lets do it" "I'm not a playa I just fuck a lot" "Round two, I'm down to Do, what it takes to make you Understand I'm the Candyman And I melt in your mouth, not in your hands Hard as rock, yes I'm no sucka The boots I knock make me one bad mutha"

08-03-2010, 11:41 AM	#10
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07-31-2010, 04:47 PM	#1
Gas Man Trip's Assistant Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Imported from Detroit Moto: 2009 HD Street Classic Posts: 12,149	Ok understanding drewpy is a moron is easy. But wtf is up with the man bleeding nips?

07-31-2010, 05:20 PM	#3
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	Effffff that dude.