More woman bias

[Captain Morgan]

Originally Posted by TIGGER

I have heard rumors that guys actually pay for sex but I find it hard to believe...

All men pay for sex, in one form or another.

Originally Posted by Tmall

The funny thing is troy, you can try to make somebody happy. But, they are the deciding factor in that happiness.

You can give a woman the world, but if she wants the moon, you're fucked.

Usually, you give her the world and she wants nothing to do with you because you're willing to give her the world. She'd rather have the guy who treats her like shit because she thinks she can "fix" him. Either that, or she's a spoiled bitch who now wants the moon and everything beyond just because you gave her the world.

Originally Posted by Fleck750

Anything in pink sucks, too.

I'm at a total loss at why grown women would purchase pink bikes, motorcycle gear or freaking pink helmets. Didn't they have enough of that color crammed down their throats when they were little?

I painted my little girls room pink, but only because that's what color she asked me to paint it. I've told her that when she's tired of the color, I'll paint it whatever color she wants. Luckily, I can still give her the world and she thinks the world of me because of it.

[Fleck750]

Originally Posted by Captain Morgan

I painted my little girls room pink, but only because that's what color she asked me to paint it. I've told her that when she's tired of the color, I'll paint it whatever color she wants. Luckily, I can still give her the world and she thinks the world of me because of it.

Little girls are one thing. 40 year olds with pink Harleys and tassels is another.

[EpyonXero]

Originally Posted by pauldun170

Pulled from the webz

The root of most of that is that most times, when women think something, they MUST say it out loud to somebody whether they know the answer or not. The good ones can say it once and let it go, the annoying one say it out loud every single time they think it.

[101lifts2]

Originally Posted by derf

Would you like a try at getting my wife pregnant too? Ya know I bet i can start charging money for this.

Nah....I'm not into fat chicks.

[101lifts2]

Originally Posted by CasterTroy

holy crap

If people would spend more time trying to make their spouse as happy as they could POSSIBLY be...they'd have less time to be consumed with what THEY are missing. Amazingly when BOTH spouses are doing this, there is NO TIME to sit and bitch, and you both get everything you ever wanted.

This coming from a man of divorce.

[G-Rex]

Originally Posted by 101lifts2

This coming from a man of divorce.

Do you just Cliffs Notes what you read? Your crack at Troy is pretty far off base if you had paid attention to what he said back in the day.

He just now said *BOTH* spouses. As I recall, that wasn't the case. You can't just *make* someone see your way. There have to be two people interested in making things work. If both parties aren't, then that's a bad situation.

Your comment is so out of place it's not even funny. Fail.

[101lifts2]

Back in what day?

It's not a comment meant to be funny. It's like me buying a bunch of shit, declaring bankruptcy, then giving out financial advice on the internet.

[pauldun170]

Originally Posted by 101lifts2

Back in what day?

It's not a comment meant to be funny. It's like me buying a bunch of shit, declaring bankruptcy, then giving out financial advice on the internet.

Learning from mistakes usually nets good advice.
Builds on thay whole wisdom thing.

Troys divorce, if I recall was that his wife became a self absorbed cunt.
That and the whole "dutch oven" business.

[Fleck750]

Dutch oven?

[Captain Morgan]

Originally Posted by pauldun170

Learning from mistakes usually nets good advice.
Builds on thay whole wisdom thing.

Imagine where we would be as a society if we were capable of truly learning from mistakes of others.