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Old 04-01-2010, 04:22 PM   #1
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I just learned that HokieDNA01 sells scientists.
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Old 04-01-2010, 04:39 PM   #2
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I just learned that HokieDNA01 sells scientists.
makes sense. The government keeps buying them
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Old 04-01-2010, 04:28 PM   #3
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Hokie, you got sex on the brain?
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Old 04-01-2010, 04:41 PM   #4
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Hokie, you got sex on the brain?
well, she is knocking on the door of the female sexual prime
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Old 04-01-2010, 04:44 PM   #5
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well, she is knocking on the door of the female sexual prime
Damn...my first thought was to post this picture.
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Old 04-01-2010, 04:46 PM   #6
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Damn...my first thought was to post this picture.
that means you aren't invited to said sexual prime
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Old 04-01-2010, 04:47 PM   #7
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that means you aren't invited to said sexual prime
shoulda posted rodimus
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Old 04-01-2010, 04:49 PM   #8
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Old 05-04-2010, 05:39 PM   #9
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1. Your age, location and profession.

2043, everywhere, personal savior.

3. Thoughts about working for a car share although you prefer riding bikes.

I don't know, what's it pay?

4. Your current bike's make and model. Describe how it looks, sounds, feels.

Ducati, black, loud, fast, uncomfortable.

5. Your first bike and how you got it.

1974 Norton 850 Commando, gave a guy some money.

6. Your ideal bike.

Ducati, black, loud, faster, uncomfortable.

7. Do you fit the personality most often associated with whichever category of bike you have? Do the personalities of others you know fit their bikes' categories?

Yes. I'm a snotty elitist asshole, and snotty elitist assholes ride Ducatis.

Yes. They're all squids or fags or engineers.

8. What does a bike say about its owner?

Simple:

Ducati: Asshole
Harley: Fag
Suzuki: Squid
Kawasaki: Squid who likes the color of South American tree frogs.
Honda: Boring soulless squid.
Yamaha: Squid again.
BMW: Nerdy engineering type motherfuckers, who buy their camping gear at REI, and have wives named Gladys.

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Old 05-04-2010, 06:05 PM   #10
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8. What does a bike say about its owner?

Simple:

Ducati: Asshole
Harley: Fag
Suzuki: Squid
Kawasaki: Squid who likes the color of South American tree frogs.
Honda: Boring soulless squid.
Yamaha: Squid again.
BMW: Nerdy engineering type motherfuckers, who buy their camping gear at REI, and have wives named Gladys.

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