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Old 12-30-2010, 03:13 AM   #1
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But at least both of you will have a blast of a good time
I know I will, not sure if Rangerscott will

Favorite line of the instruction video "Can you tighten your anus around my finger please?"
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Old 12-30-2010, 03:15 AM   #2
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When I got my bloodwork done this year they told me it cost about $50 per test through Quest (I have shitty health insurance now so they only cover so much).

Tommy won't a HA1C test be helpful in diagnosing diabetes?

Oh if you need a prostate test, I learned how to do it on a video but of course we couldn't practice on our classmates so I can always practice on you, if you need a test. My interpretation of the results may not be accurate though
We have a winner the a1c is what i was thinking of. I think some tests only cost pennies or dollars where as others are mega expensive. too bad he wasnt near by I could have helped him out on all that stuff

And at 25 there SHOULDNT be any prostate problems but if you guys want to put your fingers in his but I wont stop you
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Old 12-30-2010, 03:19 AM   #3
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Hey, she's not a bad looking girl at all.
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Old 12-30-2010, 03:14 AM   #4
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Lube that glove up honey. I'm on my way.


We have a AnyLabTest place here. Wonder if they're any good.
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Old 12-30-2010, 03:38 AM   #5
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Lube that glove up honey. I'm on my way.


We have a AnyLabTest place here. Wonder if they're any good.
I did my drug test there before I started classes last semester. I think it was $60 but I had a coupon so it was only $35? The one I went to, they had a menu of tests and they were all different prices.

I'm guessing someone in your dr's office will know the prices? My doc said if I didn't want to use quest (they had a phebotomist from quest at the office) they would have sent me out to a cheaper lab that they also work with. Do you not have health insurance?
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Old 12-30-2010, 04:18 AM   #6
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Do you not have health insurance?
Since he's asking you for a rectal exam its pretty safe to say he doesn't have insurance
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Since he's asking you for a rectal exam its pretty safe to say he doesn't have insurance
Even if he did he may still want to have her give him a rectal exam
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Old 12-30-2010, 05:01 AM   #8
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Even if he did he may still want to have her give him a rectal exam
Or just skip the individual fingers and go for the full monty

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Miss Probearila. Hey if her putting her finger in my butt puts a smile on her face. Well.....It's worth it.
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Well I'm off to sleep sickos. Super excited about work. Get to be under a house again. Yea me, but I'm off friday-sun so suck it, but I have no plans for tomorrow night. Guess I'll get shit faced by myself and give my self a prostate exam. Stay golden pony boy.
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