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Old 02-20-2009, 12:56 AM   #61
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Better than what I got.
I came home today and gave myself a front rub... about 15 minutes... no lotion.
fifteen minutes?! buddy when i get down for a hand jam i aint trying to make love to myself.

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I vaguely remember women being mentioned but definitely no wife...even when he was in Iraq,I don't remember any wife...
you e-stalking me? i was long out of iraq when i joined two wheel forum and the reason i never really mentioned girlfriends before was that previous ones didnt really cook or anything special lol
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Old 02-20-2009, 01:03 AM   #62
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and the reason i never really mentioned girlfriends before was that previous ones didnt really cook or anything special lol
I guess that means you weren't getting laid either?

I keep forgetting....for those that get it, sex isn't special.
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Old 02-20-2009, 01:05 AM   #63
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I guess that means you weren't getting laid either?

I keep forgetting....for those that get it, sex isn't special.
oh i was, but this one is um...better
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Old 02-20-2009, 03:38 AM   #64
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fifteen minutes?! buddy when i get down for a hand jam i aint trying to make love to myself.
Well, when you have a source of real sex in your life, the hand is just a supplement.
For me, the supplement is my whole sex life. :P
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Old 02-20-2009, 09:02 AM   #65
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Old 02-28-2009, 06:48 PM   #66
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got a semi nice day today and get her out on the 450. only her second lesson ever and she has the clutch and starting down plus basic turns and some really wide figure eights. gonna try to get her signed up for the msf in the spring



even took a turn screwing around myself.

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