The Official Zombie Plan Thread

[Amber Lamps]

Originally Posted by Apoc

Chances are she'd charge the geek with keeping them alive, while she screwed the meathead.

Truth! College degrees will be pretty worthless after the zombie apocalypse... Besides, I still think that it will be the eggheads fault the whole thing got started.

[Papa_Complex]

Originally Posted by Apoc

Chances are she'd charge the geek with keeping them alive, while she screwed the meathead.

Then the hottie and the meathead die, while I go looking for a librarian.

[Apoc]

Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

Then the hottie and the meathead die, while I go looking for a librarian.

Then they die having sex, and you die having books thrown at you. Because at that point, thats all theyll be good for.

[Papa_Complex]

Originally Posted by Apoc

Then they die having sex, and you die having books thrown at you. Because at that point, thats all theyll be good for.

There death is assured, based on every slasher and zombie movie I've seen. Mine isn't.

You would be surprised what I've learnt from books. Things like making gunpowder, primers, and thermite for example. I've met some pretty hot librarians too.

[Apoc]

Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

There death is assured, based on every slasher and zombie movie I've seen. Mine isn't.

You would be surprised what I've learnt from books. Things like making gunpowder, primers, and thermite for example. I've met some pretty hot librarians too.

I've learned a lot from books too. But when the Zombalypse happens, i'm gonna be a coke fueled, meth crazed, paranoid warrior of destruction, not Stephen fuckin' Hawking!

[Papa_Complex]

Originally Posted by Apoc

I've learned a lot from books too. But when the Zombalypse happens, i'm gonna be a coke fueled, meth crazed, paranoid warrior of destruction, not Stephen fuckin' Hawking!

Oddly enough there are a few steps between a genius in an electric wheelchair and a crazed, steroid and cocaine whacked dude in a hockey mask, with a chainsaw.

[Apoc]

Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

Oddly enough there are a few steps between a genius in an electric wheelchair and a crazed, steroid and cocaine whacked dude in a hockey mask, with a chainsaw.

Im guessing infection would be enough of a worry without accidently causing a wound with a needle. I might skip the steroids with this one, and go hard on the stimulants.

[Papa_Complex]

Originally Posted by Apoc

Im guessing infection would be enough of a worry without accidently causing a wound with a needle. I might skip the steroids with this one, and go hard on the stimulants.

You know, it's not that I have anything against coked-up guys in hockey masks and swinging chainsaws. It's just that when they go down, which they inevitably do, they make for really big zombies that have to be taken out.

[Apoc]

Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

You know, it's not that I have anything against coked-up guys in hockey masks and swinging chainsaws. It's just that when they go down, which they inevitably do, they make for really big zombies that have to be taken out.

We are all fucked anyway. Zombies eat brains. That means a few dozen zombies could clean out the USA within a few days. They'll be moving north by the millions for the main course.

[VatorMan]

Originally Posted by Apoc

We are all fucked anyway. Zombies eat brains. That means a few dozen zombies could clean out the USA within a few days. They'll be moving north by the millions for the main course.

Sorry dude-Canada is a step below Kentucky. The Northeast corridor USA is gonna be Zombie paradise. Set up shop in Boston you get Harvard, Yale, and MIT brains. The Champagne region of brains if you will.