Bannation

[Mr Lefty]

Originally Posted by Crazy

i wouldnt put all the blame on him for his crash. his suspension was probably damaged when he tried to transport that whale

Well done Crazy!

[marko138]

I love to see new faces in the slam game here. Welcome aboard, Crazy. Keep burning.

[tallywacker]

Originally Posted by Crazy

i wouldnt put all the blame on him for his crash. his suspension was probably damaged when he tried to transport that whale

bwhahaha funniest thing i've heard in a long time

[ceo012384]

Originally Posted by marko138

PG is such a loser. Guy really needs to get a life.

Pssst... he's 40 and I think lives with his mom... enuff said.

Originally Posted by Crazy

i wouldnt put all the blame on him for his crash. his suspension was probably damaged when he tried to transport that whale

YES!!!!!!

[marko138]

Ah yes. I forgot he's a cockknocker that still lives with ma. Fag.

[neebelung]

Originally Posted by marko138

Ah yes. I forgot he's a cockknocker that still lives with ma. Fag.

For some reason, you just referring to her as "Ma" cracked me up... I can almost picture him whining, shouting up to her from his little cave in the basement, "But MAAAAAAAAAA......"

[marko138]

Originally Posted by neebelung

For some reason, you just referring to her as "Ma" cracked me up... I can almost picture him whining, shouting up to her from his little cave in the basement, "But MAAAAAAAAAA......"

Oh you know he does.

[NeonspeedRT]

Originally Posted by ceo012384

Pssst... he's 40 and I think lives with his mom... enuff said.

Originally Posted by marko138

Ah yes. I forgot he's a cockknocker that still lives with ma. Fag.

Originally Posted by neebelung

For some reason, you just referring to her as "Ma" cracked me up... I can almost picture him whining, shouting up to her from his little cave in the basement, "But MAAAAAAAAAA......"

Ok. I don't know if anyone here listens to country music or not. But there is a song out right now by Brad Paisley called Online. Just listening to what everyone has to say about this dude totally makes me think of this song. I'm sure you can find the video on youtube if you want to listen to it. But these are the lyrics

Online by Brad Paisley:

I work down at the Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight
I'm a scifi fanatic
A mild asthmatic
And I've never been to second base
But there's whole 'nother me
That you need to see
Go checkout MySpace

'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black-belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online

When I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
And I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac
In real life the only time I've ever even been to L.A
Is when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade

Online I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I've got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online

When you got my kind of stats
It's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight
Every time I login

Online
I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online

Yeah, I'm cooler online

Yeah, I'll see ya online

[neebelung]

Oh holy shit, that's awesome.....

[Cutty72]

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