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09-30-2011, 09:10 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
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Take care of your junk
Had a rather interesting/disturbing turn of events last night.
guy comes into the er with penile pain, yes it goes way down hill from there. He frist had a phimosis ( when the foreskin cannot be pulled back) that was kinda taken care of. He then developed a paraphimosis (foreskin is pulled back and cannot be retracted) this is one of the 2 or 3 true urological emergencies. This guy either had better things to do or figured the ER would be swamped with people who arent sick and dont need to be there, and waited a few weeks. Rolls in last night and says a piece of it if falling off and is being held on by a vein (apparently a ghetto thing as any stringy thing is a vein) what happened is it started becomming necrotic and was stiull held on by the urethra. So we had urology show up, said its too late to do anything now and cut it off and put it in a jar. Probably the most brutal snip I ever saw, and now 2 inches of this guys package is in a plastic specimen cup. I wanted to save it for the idiots who roll in at 5 am withtheir umpteenth STD, tell em keep it up and your shit will fall off. lol |
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09-30-2011, 09:14 AM
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My balls, your chin
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: The desert of Az
Moto: 929, SV650, YZ250
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Damn. I don't even plan on getting laid at work today. But I'm still gonna wear a condom.
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09-30-2011, 09:26 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Everywhere, all the time.
Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit).
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But not the same one, that would be weird. JC
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09-30-2011, 09:28 AM
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Serious Business
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: New York
Moto: 1993 ZX-11 2008 CBR1000rr
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09-30-2011, 09:45 AM
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Hold mah beer!
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: 80 Miles South of Moto Heaven
Moto: 08 R1200GS
Posts: 23,268
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why did I read this?
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09-30-2011, 10:19 AM
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I give Squids a bad name
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Fly Over State
Moto: 1996 CBR600 F3 (AKA the Flying Turd)
Posts: 4,742
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I love the ER!
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09-30-2011, 10:23 AM
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put it THIS way
Join Date: Nov 2008
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thats one reason to get circumcised....
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09-30-2011, 10:38 AM
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Trip's Assistant
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Imported from Detroit
Moto: 2009 HD Street Classic
Posts: 12,149
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WOW... just um...
ok bye |
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09-30-2011, 11:15 AM
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My balls, your chin
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: The desert of Az
Moto: 929, SV650, YZ250
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09-30-2011, 11:27 AM
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Custom User Title
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Central NY
Moto: 2003 SV650S
Posts: 14,959
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I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
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I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away. |
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