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Old 01-01-2010, 03:54 PM   #51
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In no particular order.

Boygirl
Saber bucktooth Mindy.
Warpig.
Little girl with big tits.
Looscious pay.
Shitty pants.
Shit hawk.
Peck.
Tits and wiggle. < this was a boy. Lol


Nowadays, one of those kids would bring a gun to school
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Old 01-04-2010, 04:15 PM   #52
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I have tons of nicknames...
My best friend calls me "Annie" (short for Annette),
Friends from high school used to call me "Annettee Spaghetti" or just "spaghetti",
Sometimes people call me midget or shorty...I usually want to shoot those people in the face. I'm 4'11...I already know I'm short. I don't need a nickname to remind me.
Anyway, OSP calls me "Pea" (short for sweet pea) I call him "Po" (short for sweet potato...and he's gonna kill me for typing that...)
At work I mainly go by Zo because of my last name. (My last name is Alonso btw.)

And that's my E true Hollywood Story of nicknames.
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Old 01-04-2010, 05:12 PM   #53
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Anyway, OSP calls me "Pea" (short for sweet pea) I call him "Po" (short for sweet potato...and he's gonna kill me for typing that...)
thank you for that. it's like having a 2nd christmas
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Old 01-04-2010, 05:54 PM   #54
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meh, back in the active my platoon used to call me dirty dave and animal mother. In the civvie world friends call me famous or famous dave
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Old 01-04-2010, 05:59 PM   #55
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Jen
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Honey
Truss monkey or just monkey
The Wiz
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Old 01-05-2010, 01:27 PM   #56
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awwwww, Po, how sweet!
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Old 01-05-2010, 02:49 PM   #57
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I've been called the following.

Glorious leader and dumb bastard (mountain biking)
Cheese boy (I ate a whole bag of cheese balls one morning at my desk)
Cheesy Chad (see description above)

I’ve given out some.

Gravy – Real name Dave, don’t remember where that came from
P-hill – his name is Phil
Slut magnet – he really was!
The Mormoniator – He’s Mormon
Golden boy – guy I work with that can do no wrong
Golden Child – woman at work who can do no wrong (she’s hot as hell too!)
Double D – His initials are DD and he’s a douche


I didn’t give this one, but Gravy did…
Pukes off porch – kid got hammered at the cabin and kept puking off the back porch

He also once introduced my then girlfriend to an entire party as “The little fucking whore who’s fucking Chad over.” She’s been commonly referred to as that from hence forth. I didn’t get any that night for laughing my ass off.
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Old 01-05-2010, 03:39 PM   #58
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Oh nicknames...

One time I got drunk and gave everybody Indian names it all started with...if you were an Indian your na
e would be pukes off porch

at hockey we give almost everybody nicknames . There are like 5 or 6 of us from the original group that don't actually have a nickname. If your nickname. Starts with "captain" We'll be running you off shortly.

Bob I hate
captain america
scrotum chin
vin - this guy litterally smells like diesl fuel
no pay Tom - he would skip without paying the problem has mainly been corrected so now we call him pay less Tom

there are more..... Oh so many more

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Old 01-05-2010, 03:43 PM   #59
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Some of my recent ones.

T-mac
Big mac
Glock (got that one palying football, last name is mclaughlin so glock came of that)

Road warrior
Dr Death
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