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Old 08-01-2011, 09:44 AM   #1
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Moral of this story is everyone is fucked up no matter atheist or religious.
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Old 08-01-2011, 09:46 AM   #2
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Old 08-01-2011, 09:48 AM   #3
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You know what causes it, right?
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Old 08-01-2011, 09:50 AM   #4
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You know what causes it, right?
Tequila.
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Old 08-01-2011, 11:21 AM   #5
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It's a little late for that now.....you should have thought about that before you started seeking out a girl willing to give up her convenient openings for your junk.
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Old 08-01-2011, 11:25 AM   #6
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I have learned more about life in the last 10 months then 27 years prior
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Old 08-01-2011, 12:09 PM   #7
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That women are really psychotic entities that disguise themselves as T and A?
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Old 08-01-2011, 01:05 PM   #8
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It's just the warm up.
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Old 08-01-2011, 01:08 PM   #9
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when are you due?
we are in the home stretch , for 9/12.
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Old 08-01-2011, 01:36 PM   #10
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The best part about pregnancy is that she cant get any more pregnant than she already is
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