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Old 01-04-2011, 10:39 AM   #1
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Old 01-04-2011, 10:43 AM   #2
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Isint #2 summer glau?
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Old 01-04-2011, 10:48 AM   #3
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looks familiar, probably from a comic-con
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Old 01-04-2011, 11:28 AM   #4
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Isint #2 summer glau?
Both of the first two are.

If Terminator chick says, "Touch me and I'll kill you" do you take the chance, or do you remember that fight scene from "Firefly"?
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Old 01-04-2011, 11:30 AM   #5
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The things I learned from a strip joint: You paid your money, the goods are there to be touched
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Old 01-04-2011, 01:51 PM   #7
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The things I learned from a strip joint: You paid your money, the goods are there to be touched
Things I learnt in a strip joint: You only do that sort of thing in the dives, unless you want to be wearing a dumpster.
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Old 01-04-2011, 02:06 PM   #8
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If a girl comes and sits on my lap, damn skippy, my hand is on her hip. The forbbiden places that get you kicked out are between any cracks, tits (unless you pay extra), and the neck. Everything else is pretty much fair game, and you can usually get a good layer of hand lotion on your hands after as a bonus
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Old 01-04-2011, 02:10 PM   #9
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If a girl comes and sits on my lap, damn skippy, my hand is on her hip. The forbbiden places that get you kicked out are between any cracks, tits (unless you pay extra), and the neck. Everything else is pretty much fair game, and you can usually get a good layer of hand lotion on your hands after as a bonus
Can usually get a good hand through her hair when you go to speak to her. Especially if its a loud club
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Old 01-04-2011, 02:22 PM   #10
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Thank you for this...

I just looked at a picture of my daughter and her boyfriend. HoverHand FTMFW!!
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