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Old 02-19-2009, 11:20 PM   #1
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After all is said and done...I pretty much paid 0 federal taxes for 2008.
thank you Mr. Accountant
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Old 02-20-2009, 09:30 AM   #2
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I just talked to my accountant, and he says the government owes me 787 Billion dollars.

Check please!

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Old 02-20-2009, 09:33 AM   #3
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Old 02-20-2009, 09:37 AM   #4
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Old 02-20-2009, 10:09 AM   #5
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using "creative" accounting I assume
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Old 02-20-2009, 10:35 AM   #6
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using "creative" accounting I assume
Nope..all by the book. No BS write offs or funny business

It's called being a homeowner in a single income home with 2 kids who's putting himself through school and making informed choices when it comes to how money is handled.

All by the book.
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Old 02-20-2009, 10:43 AM   #7
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How much did you pay your accountant so you didn't have to pay any taxes?
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Old 02-20-2009, 10:45 AM   #8
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I am finally not going to get ass raped without lube. I am still going to get ass raped though. Got a house and a wife this year, still have too high of an income and my wife is making ok money as well.
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Old 02-20-2009, 10:47 AM   #9
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How much did you pay your accountant so you didn't have to pay any taxes?

I let him spend time with his grand kids.
Father in Law usually charges $250
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Old 02-20-2009, 10:54 AM   #10
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Sounds like everyone got a great deal!
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